Office Space

IFC | 5:00 pm
Corporate drone Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston) hates his soul-killing job at software company Initech. While undergoing hypnotherapy, Peter is left in a blissful state when his therapist dies in the middle of their session. He refuses to work overtime, plays games at his desk and unintentionally charms two consultants into putting him on the management fast-track. When Peters friends learn theyre about to be downsized, they hatch a revenge plot against the company inspired by "Superman III." […]



FX | 10:00 pm
Multiple Emmy nominee Jonathan Krisel, who created the bizarre world of this deadpan Zach Galifianakis comedy series and usually serves as its resident director, also penned tonight’s series finale, called "Moving On." If you’re a fan, it’s unlikely you’ll get a lot of closure, though. When this episode was filmed, FX had not announced the current Season 4 would be the end of the road. Emmy winner Louie Anderson and Martha Kelly also star. […]

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Million Dollar Listing New York

BRAVO | 9:00 pm
Luis and Ronita schedule private showings of their first co-listing together, but she decides some changes are in order when he keeps dominating the events in the new episode "Jess We Can!" Elsewhere, Ryan’s elation over landing three luxury NoHo properties is quickly dashed when he must take on 233 other units, all of them rentals. Steve is forced to take extreme measures to monitor his former assistant Jess as she takes the lead on his latest listing. […]

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Holey Moley

ABC | 8:00 pm
Who would have guessed that a goofy summer competition show set on a mini-golf course could prove to be addictive? Filmed at the same location in Santa Clarita, Calif., where they made "Wipeout," this show taps into a similar zany spirit as contestants test their putting skills on a course where the hazards at each hole are ginormous and diabolical. Season 1 wraps tonight with two back-to-back episodes, respectively titled "Mother-Putter!" and "Power of the Fanny Pack." […]

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Ax Men

HISTORY | 8:00 pm
In the new episode "Measure Twice, Cut Once," Danny Pihl is happy to rely on veteran ax men Dwayne and Chuck when it comes to taking down massive old-growth trees. Elsewhere, Craig Rygaard makes the unhappy discovery that son Jason made a disastrous miscalculation that will prove very costly. Buckin’ Billy finds a rare, vintage power saw as he shelters from a storm, while Frank Harkness transports $100,000 worth of logs from his frigid worksite via treacherously icy mountainside logging roads. […]


The Girl on the Train

FXM | 11:30 pm
Commuter Rachel Watson (Emily Blunt) catches daily glimpses of a seemingly perfect couple, Scott and Megan, from the window of her train. One day, Watson witnesses something shocking unfold in the backyard of the strangers home. Rachel tells the authorities what she thinks she saw after learning that Megan is now missing and feared dead. Unable to trust her own memory, the troubled woman begins her own investigation, while police suspect that Rachel may have crossed a dangerous line. […]


The Grudge

HBO2 | 10:00 pm
Matthew Williams (William Mapother), his wife, Jennifer (Clea DuVall), and mother, Emma (Grace Zabriskie), are Americans making a new life in Tokyo. Together they move into a house that has been the site of supernatural occurrences in the past, and it isnt long before their new home begins terrorizing the Williams family as well. The house, as it turns out, is the site of a curse that lingers in a specific place and claims the lives of anyone that comes near. […]


Total Recall

SHO | 9:35 pm
Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is a bored construction worker in the year 2084 who dreams of visiting the colonized Mars. He visits "Rekall," a company that plants false memories into peoples brains, in order to experience the thrill of Mars without having to travel there. But something goes wrong during the procedure; Quaid discovers that his entire life is actually a false memory and that the people who implanted it in his head now want him dead. […]


Because of Winn-Dixie

STZK | 7:00 pm
Abandoned by her mother years ago, Opal (AnnaSophia Robb), a 10-year-old girl, moves with her preacher father (Jeff Daniels) to a small town in Florida. Lonely and missing her old friends, Opal is ecstatic to find companionship with a rambunctious little dog she names Winn-Dixie, after the store where she found the pup. With Winn-Dixies help, Opal befriends several colorful townsfolk (Cicely Tyson, Eva Marie Saint, Dave Matthews) and even begins mending her relationship with her father. […]


Marie Antoinette

SHOCSE | 6:30 pm
An Austrian teenager (Kirsten Dunst) marries the Dauphin (Jason Schwartzman) of France and becomes that countrys queen following the death of King Louis XV (Judy Davis) in 1774. Years later, after a life of luxury and privilege, Marie Antoinette loses her head during the French Revolution. […]